Brian K. West

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Jul 26

Brian West - July 25, 2012 at 11:45PM

Safari 6 is faster… or is it just me?


Brian West - July 25, 2012 at 11:09PM

I’m trying to decide if the .tel TLD is a failure or not. On a side note I have a 976 number :P So call me maybe… I promise it won’t bill you.


Jul 25

Brian West - July 25, 2012 at 07:45PM

Rihanna is probably the only artists that can say ‘cake’ many many times in a song and call it a song.


Brian West - July 25, 2012 at 07:38PM

We found bugs in a hopeless place…. We found bugs in a hopeless place…. LOL


Brian West - July 25, 2012 at 07:05PM

When I say ‘I’m gonna stab you in the face with a brick!’, It’s a metaphor, I clearly do not have the upper body endurance to swing a brick that many times.


Brian West - July 25, 2012 at 12:29PM

Mitt Romney says Americans “ought to give, whichever president is going to be elected, at least six months or a year to get those policies in place” but blames Obama for the economy in February 2009


Jul 24

Brian West - July 24, 2012 at 07:11PM

Hi I’m Offensive, you are? *snap* *snap*


Brian West - July 24, 2012 at 07:08PM

Tracy Morgan is like Anti gay, but in his WheatThins commercial he sure had a lot of gerbils. Hrm.


Brian West - July 24, 2012 at 05:35PM

Would You Trust an 80-Year-Old Nuclear Reactor? Why not, we trust 8-Year-Old drivers right?


Jul 23

Brian West - July 23, 2012 at 10:26PM

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!”
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and The sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and The sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives who love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.


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